Cast
- Brian Villalobos as Narrator / Little Mick the Mannequin Gangster / Arcturian Spanish Teacher
- Heath Allyn as Clutch the Mannequin Gangster / Malandru / Big Gem / Clutch/ Mystic Bowling Ball
- Rick Appleton as Hammer / Hammer the Mannequin Gangster
- John Vondrak as Empire the Mannequin Gangster
- Stewart McGregor as Agent 24
- J.T. Rowland as Narrator
- Angela Powers as IVR Computer/Drescilla the White Mannequin Queen