Cast
- Garth Donovan as Richard Lincoln / Cubby Knowles
- Alex Karpovsky as Robert Lincoln
- Skip Shea as Sol Rothberg
- Andrew Bujalski as Dj Whoops
- Alexandra Cipolla as Lil Apples
- Michael T. Francis as Mr. Lincoln
- Sophya Gudelman as Patron in Bar
- Janet Llavina as Wrestling Girl in Club
- John P. McMahon as Bar Patron
- John Pungitore as Video Testimonial (uncredited)