Cast
- David Anders as Timothy Longshanks
- Gregory A. Thompson as Big Al
- Katherine Randolph as Linda
- Ned Adams as Fast Eddie
- Judd Cherry as Russian Judge 2
- Jimmy Dinh as Chinese Man
- Georgia Greenlee Doty as Orphan 1
- Jason Hampton as Hooded Gitmo Prisoner
- Lee Da-hee as Very Hot Girl
- Scott MacArthur as Special Agent Johnson Johnson