Cast
- Edward Norton as Jon Sodon
- Malindi Fickle as Suzie Creamcheese
- Alyson Levy as Alice Zeiss
- Chris Anderson as Vic Blanc
- David Ball as Spike Schmike
- Molly Castelloe as Mary Reassons Heyduke
- Mark Suannahan as Bob Heyduke
- Josh Apter as George Heyduke
- Emily Helstrom as Bonnie Abbzug
- Marc Manfro as Cop #1